http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41051427/ns/world_news-asiapacific
A man has raped 96 children and there is one witness so I will interview him today. Ok so we have a witness coming forward to all these crimes the one being who saw all this is our Lord and savior who has a multiple personality disorder Yahweh/Jesus. Lets get right to the interview now.
Atheistbebil: Hi Yahweh or Jesus whatever you want me to call you. Thanks for being here.
God: Just call me God, and no problem.
Atheistbebil: Why did you choice to do nothing in this situation.
God: I had to give the guy free will, besides Joe Smoe american was needing help with a struggle because their child didn't agree with them today.
AtheistBebil: So you thought Joe Schmoe americans problem was worth violating free will and not 96 boys being raped? Interesting?
God: Yup.
Atheistbebil: You don't find this wrong?
God: not at all. What did you want me to do?
Atheistbebil: Well you are all powerful are you not?
God: Yes, but I couldn't do the obviously right thing that would make the whole concept of faith invalid.
Atheistbebil: So faith is more important to you then actually carrying out your supposed love for the people you claim to love?
God: Come on, thats harsh, if i made it to obvious, you atheists would believe in me, then who could I burn.
Atheistbebil: Guess that gets right to the heart of it.
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